Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Lindsay Lohan Summer Plans
10
Get drunk, steal some crap
9
Scan United States code for laws she hasn't broken
8
For change of pace, rent timeshare in Hamptons prison
7
Update her mug shot
6
Play new fun game: Will I get buzzed into this jewelry store?
5
Help Michele O'Bachmann learn the difference between actors and serial killers
4
Decide if the next step is "Dancing With the Stars" or "Celebrity Rehab"
3
Shop for the latest trends in ankle monitor fashions
2
Go see new Tom Hanks/Julia Roberts movie "Larry Crowne." The "Chicago Tribune" calls it a delightful romp
1
Get treated for exhaustion, dehydration, or some other celebrity affliction
