Chrysler Is Trying .....

USA Today says that Chrysler is trying to make its cars more appealing by painting them in bright colors like orange and lime green. They’re also trying to make them more appealing by painting the name Toyota on them. - Conan O'Brien

Hilly Hasn't Rully Recovered

"Hillary broke her elbow recently. She hasn't fully recovered yet. In fact, she's still wearing her orthopedic pantsuit."- David Letterman

Good News For Auto Industry

Good news for the auto industry — according to a new report, Ford, General Motors, and Chrysler have greatly reduced their number of customer complaints. The automakers did this by greatly reducing their number of customers. - Conan O'Brien

Pork Chops or Cubs?

In a zoo in California , a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only 'orphans' that could be found quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops??
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Top Ten Worst Summer Jobs

Late Show Top Ten

Top Ten Worst Summer Jobs

10. Octomom babysitter
9. Mel Gibson divorce lawyer
8. Assistant in charge of applying sunscreen to Rush Limbaugh
7. Susan Boyle groomer
6. Second assistant in charge of applying sunscreen to Rush Limbaugh
5. Dick Cheney hunting buddy (4th year on the list)
4. 'Jon & Kate Plus 8' marriage counselor
3. No number 3 - writer left to work for Conan
2. General Motors CEO
1. Proofreader for George W. Bush's memoir

National Donut Day

"Today is National Donut Day. Or as Kirstie Alley calls it, Friday." - Conan O'Brien

Stranger Sharing a Cab In NYC

In New York, you can now share a cab with strangers. I saw two strangers sharing a cab just today. One was taking the tires; the other was taking the radio. - David Letteman

How Do You Tell?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? - Steven Wright