Superbowl Commercials 2008



Funny Superbowl Commercials from 2008 HERE

Weather Forecasting Conundrum



The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
~Patrick Young

Two Million People...

Two million people attended the inauguration, compared to less than 500,000 when Bush was inaugurated four years ago. But that makes sense — four years ago people had jobs to go to. - Jay Leno

Madoff and Pockets


So cold, Bernie Madoff had his hands in his own pockets. - David Letterman

Mother-In-Law Moving In!

Barack Obama’s mother-in-law is going to be moving into the White House with them. I think this qualifies as change he does not believe in. - Jay leno

Granny Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin became a grandmother. She's helping with all the diaper changes . . . it's like she's back campaigning with John McCain. - Craig Ferguson

2009 Resolutions

  1. I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
  2. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
  3. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
  4. I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
  5. I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).