Report: The best way to find employment on Twitter is to log off and start looking for a job. - The Fake CNN News on Twitter
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I was Caesarian born...can't tell...except every time I leave a room, I go out through the window.
Just read that a Connecticut granny spent her 82nd birthday skydiving! She landed safely where her breasts were already waiting for her.
The CEO of Starbucks says he’s withholding all political contributions until lawmakers finally deal with the nation’s debt.… Our huge budget deficit is the result of excessive spending, reduced tax revenue, and the cost of the venti Mocha Frappuccino.