Elvis Would've Loved This.....

A Nacho Cheese Filled Bacon Mug

Creative Billboard Series: Imodium

Oldest Rodent in The Business

Mickey Mouse is now 81. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head. - Craig Ferguson

The Safest Cars in America.....

Today a list of the safest cars in America was released and four of the cars were built by Chrysler. Apparently, Chrysler cars are so safe because they never leave the dealership. - Conan O'Brien

A Wide Screen

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

You Might Be a Redneck If.....

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. - Jeff Foxworthy

More Benefits From Drinking Coffee.....

Don't Confuse Fame With.....

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The Dying Process Begins The Minute.....

The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. - Carol Matthau

Costume Idea? Balloon Boy!

Need a last minute idea for a Halloween costume?

How about making yourself into "Balloon Boy?"

Canine Pumpkin Portraits!