The Economy is So Bad Even.....

"The economy is bad. So bad, even Tom Cruise is taking antidepressants" - David Letterman

Michelle Obama at Homeless Shelter

Over the weekend in D.C., first lady Michelle Obama was at a homeless shelter serving food to the homeless. Isn't that nice? Reaching out to the middle class . . - Jay Leno

Here's How Bad It Is......

Here's how bad the economy is: Now when you go to the airport and you have to put all your change in that pan to pass through the metal detectors? They’re not giving it back. - David Letterman