Leno Funnies.......

According to Glamour magazine, 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online. The other 88 percent met somebody else’s spouse online.

Charlie Sheen gave an anti-drug lecture to the UCLA baseball team. I understand this week, they’re bringing in Lindsay Lohan to talk about stealing bases.

Health officials are investigating the Playboy mansion after more than 80 guests at a party became sick with some strain of Legionnaires disease. If you spend a night at the Playboy mansion and all you get is Legionnaires disease, consider yourself lucky.