Taco Bell is being sued for failing to meet the minimum requirements of acceptable ground beef. But you can tell they’ve addressed the issue by their new slogan: "Taco Bell: we now meet the minimum requirements of acceptable ground beef."
Bristol Palin recently announced that she has a new boyfriend. No word yet on their baby’s name.
A pop star in Indonesia was sentenced to more than three years in jail for making a sex tape. Wow, that’s much worse than the penalty you get here — becoming rich and famous.
A minor league baseball team in Ohio will hold a promotion called "Three Dog Night," where they'll sell a hot dog stuffed in bratwurst, stuffed in kielbasa. Then all three of those will be stuffed in a fat guy, stuffed in a suit, stuffed in a coffin, stuffed in the ground.
