Starbucks has a new giant coffee named Trenta. Comes w/ David Blaine inside holding his breath.
If Charlie Sheen enters rehab Porn industry and coke dealers will brace for recession.
Report: World may soon run out of food. But strangely enough - not Kardashians.
Report: Maritime piracy robs global economy of $9 billion a year. 13 if you count Johnny Depp DVDs.
Thanks a lot Christina Aguilera. Now they're gonna make singing The National Anthem part of the field sobriety test.