* Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi.
* What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement? Not enough cement.
* If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
* How does an attorney sleep? First he lies on one side then he lies on the other.
* Did you hear about the terrorists who took a whole courtroom full of lawyers hostage? They threatened to release one every hour until their demands where met.
