“I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!” - Homer
“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?” - Homer
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.” - Homer
“Trying is the first step to failure” - Homer
