* Obama praises Eagles for giving Vick a 2nd chance. Family dog, Bo, immediately goes into hiding in White House!
* Gillette drops Tiger endorsement, joins Gatorade & Tag Heuer. Look 4 a bearded, dehydrated Woods with no sense of time on a golf course near you!
* 84-yr-old Hugh Hefner engaged to 23-yr-old Playmate. He proposed to her on X-mas which is appropriate since he’s the same age as Jesus!