Letterman.......

Stephen Hawking says that if we try to contact aliens from outer space, they may try to colonize the planet. Didn’t Starbucks already do that?

On this day in 1789, George Washington was sworn in as first president of the United States. He is the only president that has never blamed the problems of the country on the previous administration.

It’s prom time. One year, I had to take my cousin to the prom. I don’t know who was more embarrassed — him or me.