In Honor of Cows

Who was the first guy that looked at a cow and said, "I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?" - Bill Watterson

Custard:  A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. - Ambrose Bierce


Condensed milk is wonderful.  I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. - Fred Allen