I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. - Erma BombeckSkiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face. - Dave Barry
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright
The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk. - P.J. O'Rourke
