Dave Barry on Glee

Am I the only person troubled by the fact that the "students" on "Glee" are 27? OK, then, carry on. - Dave Barry

Office Humor from Twitter's Drink at Work.....

Update on Holiday Party: Judy went to check out the old abandoned mental hospital location. That was 3 days ago. We'll keep you posted!

Lance, you can't just "decide" it's time to play dodgeball in the office by nailing Judy in the face. (Nice shot, BTW.)

Denise is stuck on the inside of the vending machine again. Please contact Facilities.

Remember, every day is a new chance to strangle your childhood dreams with the drab, gray hands of your office job!

Are You This Type of Driver.....

I'm willing to bet that "Gotta make it to a toilet!" drivers have caused more accidents than texters, drunks, and road-ragers combined. - David Coggeshall, Screenwriter

FDA Cracks Down On ........

FDA cracks down on sperm donor who fathered 14 kids. Wait a second - is that the FDA or the NBA? - Denis Leary

Someone Hacked into Facebook.......

Someone hacked into Facebook and leaked Mark Zuckerberg's private photos. When Zuckerberg realized someone had showed a blatant disregard for his privacy, he hired them. - Conan O'Brien

3 Lucky Standby Passengers......

Alec Baldwin was kicked off an American Airlines flight yesterday. The good news is, it freed up Three seats for standby passengers. - Craig Ferguson

Joan's Current Celeb Smackdowns!

Hey, Winona Ryder, just a reminder: There are only 21 more shoplifting days left till Christmas.

Just read that fans of jailed doctor Conrad Murray sent him a cake with a file inside. He sent it back and asked for a rape whistle instead.

I love that Lady Gaga pours Cheerios over her naked body in her new video. I just think the more appropriate cereal would have been Trix.

Dave Barry's Gift Guide

The holiday season is a time of traditions. Here in America, the most popular holiday tradition, observed by millions, is to celebrate the birth of Jesus by going to a Walmart at 4 a.m. on the day after Thanksgiving and getting into fistfights over steeply discounted TV sets.

* Editor: Check out Dave Barry's Gift Guide by clicking on the link below.  Very Funny!

Worst Album Covers Ever # 101


Occupy Farmville.....

I heard that Facebook is in talks to launch an online gambling app next year. It’s a little weird. When you lose all your money, Facebook just repossesses your land on Farmville. - Jimmy Fallon

Children's Protective Services Where Are You?


Yeah When?

When are they going to air the commercial where the recipient of a car in a giant ribbon says, “A LEXUS! We can’t afford this, you idiot.”? - Jim Gaffigan
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