Hey, Winona Ryder, just a reminder: There are only 21 more shoplifting days left till Christmas.
Just read that fans of jailed doctor Conrad Murray sent him a cake with a
file inside. He sent it back and asked for a rape whistle instead.
I love that Lady Gaga pours Cheerios over her naked body in her new video. I just think the more appropriate cereal would have been Trix.
