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Jodie Foster says she plans to tell her two sons who their father is when they turn 21. Fifty bucks says it's Ellen DeGeneres.

Fair is fair. Lance Armstrong used performance-enhancing drugs to win the Tour de France while Oprah used him to win her time slot. 

My doctor told me that this flu epidemic is a lot like the Kardashians: It's not going away anytime soon