"Betty, you're going to hear a lot of jokes tonight about your age. But
take comfort in the fact that come tomorrow, you won't remember any of
them." - Amy Poehler
"Like many of you, I first heard about Betty from the wonderful stories told to me by my grandmother." - Carol Burnett
"I've been the luckiest old broad on two feet to have all the jobs that I've had," White gushed. - Betty White
