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The New Kids on the Block are reuniting. Not to say they are getting old, but their tour is being sponsored by Rogaine.

Playboy Magazine is reportedly unhappy with Lindsay Lohan’s nude pictures and wants a reshoot. She fell for that line again?

The DEA says that people turned in 188 tons of prescription medicine that was unwanted or expired. And that was just at Gary Busey’s house.