Queen of Mean Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

Lady Gaga sued 4 scamming Japanese earthquake charity. I don’t believe it! Rip off Madonna? Yes. A charity? No.

Jennifer Aniston gets tattoo. it's an elegant script on her foot. In fact, it's the only decent script she's picked since "The Breakup"!

 Octomom to look for love on dating show, “Celebridate.” Catchy name but “Mission Impossible” would be more a tad more appropriate!

Courtney Love burns hands in house fire. Oh great! Now, how is she gonna hold the crack pipe?

Jimmy Fallon Funnies.....

Cindy Lauper turned 58 years old today. You can tell she’s getting up there — her new song is called “Girls Just Wanna Have a Quiet Evening at Home Watching Lifetime.”

President Obama will be in New York tomorrow night for a fundraiser at the Broadway musical “Sister Act.” Meanwhile, Sarah Palin will be in town to do some hunting at “The Lion King.”

Mayor Pizza Hut

Former Pizza Hut executive Mike Rawlings was just elected as the next mayor of Dallas. I don’t know why he went with such a large city. He could’ve gotten a much better deal with two medium cities. - Jimmy Fallon

Happy Father's Day!

I want a man who's kind and understanding.  Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?  ~Zsa Zsa Gabor