Leno Funnies for March 29th '11

In the wake of record losses, the U.S. Postal Service announced it is cutting 7,500 jobs. But a spokesman for the post office said those positions could be restored if this whole email thing turns out to be nothing but a fad. 

Instead of calling our mission in Libya a war, the White House is calling it a "kinetic military action," which sounds better than "potentially endless quagmire."

The inventor of super glue has passed away at the age of 94. The service will be closed casket, unless they can somehow pry it open.