* It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.
* Be careful about reading health books-you might die of a misprint.
* Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.
* Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
* When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
* I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
* I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
