* Top Ten Signs You've Purchased a Bad iPhone:
Only accepts calls from Mel Gibson - Letterman* Whoopi Goldberg has come to Mel’s defense. She should expect a grateful phone call from him. - Craig Ferguson
* Mel Gibson was heard on an audio tape screaming obscenities at his girlfriend. Well there’s another success story for eHarmony. - Letterman
* On the latest Mel Gibson tape, he insults women and uses ethnic slurs and obscenities. I knew Mel was an actor and a director, but apparently he’s also a rapper. - Leno
