Happy National Donut Day to everyone. On this day, we remember the billions of donuts that sacrificed themselves for our mouths. I’m having a memorial service in my stomach. - Jimmy Kimmel
This is what’s great about this country. With 64 percent of the population overweight, we still have a holiday for donuts. - Jimmy Kimmel
Donuts come in a lot of different shapes and sizes. They’re like the Kardashians. - Craig Ferguson
