* "I'd like to thank those who made my show successful – Monica Lewinsky, Michael Jackson, and Bill Clinton."
* "When we started this show my hair was black and the president was white. When we started the show, Jon and Kate were both eight."
* "I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me – NBC prime time."
-Leno's new hour-long comedy show will premiere on NBC at the 10 p.m. timeslot on a date to be announced in September.
