Quotes on "Meetings"
Having served on various committees, I have drawn up a list of rules:
Never arrive on time; this stamps you as a beginner.  Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.  Be as vague as possible; this avoids irritating the others.  When in doubt, suggest that a sub-committee be appointed.  Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular; it's what everyone is waiting for.
- Harry Chapman
A meeting is a gathering where people speak up, say nothing, then all disagree
A meeting is indispensable when you don't want to accomplish anything.