Current News Funnies From Craig Ferguson

* Colin Powell is in the news, of course, because he endorsed Barack Obama. Wonder how John McCain feels about Colin Powell endorsing Obama. He is probably all right with it. Men his age are used to having colon problems.

* Of course, there's only one thing on everyone's mind right now . . . the country is divided . . . that's right- Madonna's divorce.

* It's sad. Madonna and Guy Ritchie are a great couple. Madonna gave him the best years of her life, and he gave her an English accent.