Top Ten Reasons I Like Being An Actor Presented by Robert De Niro and Al Pacino

Letterman's Top Ten (warning-language used):

10. Sometimes when I go to the movies, the popcorn guy will give me a free squirt of chemical butter (Al Pacino)

9. Every time I go to work, I get to ask myself, "I wonder if I'll see Harvey Keitel naked" (Robert De Niro)

8. Well, you've got to keep honing your craft, or you could end up out of the business and taking a job as Governor of California (Al Pacino)

7. If you do a scene where you're eating pudding, they often let you keep the pudding (Robert De Niro)

6. I got to meet Spider-Man (Al Pacino)

5. It's the makeup. I like wearing the makeup. (Robert De Niro)

4. You get to make films for personal reasons � I made "Righteous Kill" to let people know I'm still alive (Al Pacino)

3. You get to make films for personal reasons � I made "Righteous Kill" to see if Al was still alive (Robert De Niro)

2. Beats my old gig as a hockey mom (Al Pacino)

1. Get to read well-crafted dialogue like, "Get the f*** out of here" (Robert De Niro)