* "I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide." - Jerry Seinfeld
* "A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skillexcept for learning how to grow in rows."- Doug Larson
* "A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of." - T.H. Everett
* A Veggie New Age Song:
Peas would rule the planets, and love would clear the bars. It was the dawning of the Age of Asparagus.
* "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
