* She always said her feet were killing her but nobody believed her.
* Bob took time from work By bourbon required Then he took to the road Now he's semi-retired
* On the 22nd of June - Jonathan Fiddle - Went out of tune
* Johann Bach Musician Still decomposing After all these years
* Dapper Dan Was a lady's man And known for miles around But he slept with Pearl, The Gambler's girl, He now lies six feet under ground
* Here lies the body of our Anna Done to death by a banana It wasn't the fruit that laid her low But the skin of the thing that made her go
