"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat." - Mark Twain
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." - Anonymous
"My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes." - Anonymous Wife
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick
