* Courtroom Funnies:
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
