Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
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