* A man and his wife were out for a relaxing Sunday drive in the countryside when they noticed that a group of nuns parked on the opposite side of the road were pouring something into their gas tank from a bedpan. The man shook his head and said "Those nuns sure have a lot of faith!".
* A plumber had an appointment to unclog a drain at an apartment at 5pm on a hot and humid August day. The woman who lived in the apartment was late getting home for the appoinment and only her pet Parrot was at home. The plumber showed up at the door at 5 pm and knocked. He heard a voice say "Who is it?". The plumber politely replied "The plumber". No reply was given to the plumber. The plumber was starting to sweat and get a little irritated, once again he knocked on the door. The voice said "Who is it?". The plumber replied very loudly "The Plumber!". Once again, no reply from the voice in the apartment. The plumber, who had a heart condition and was getting very stressed out and aggravated by what appeared to be a joke being played on him, took his fist and banged very loudly on the apartment door. "Who is it?" came the voice again. The plumber unable to control his rage dropped dead of a heart attack right there in front of the door.
The woman who had made the appointment arrived at her door and saw the man lying there who appeared to be dead. She excitedly opened her door and said out loud "Who is it?". Her pet Parrot said "The Plumber!".
