Classic Funny Quotes Found Here!

Welcome to 'Classic Funny Quotes'! We all need a break from all the bad news and stressful conditions we live under. Researchers have just come out with a study showing that the human heart benefits from laughing! Apparently our blood vessels relax and widen when we laugh for at least 15 minutes a day (doesn't have to be 15 minutes consecutively!) just as long as all the chuckles add up to approx. 15 minutes.

* 1st Quote: "Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all." - Woody Allen