More GaGa Slams!

Comedian Billy Eichner Slams GaGa:

I started out with Bieberfever and now thanks to Lady Gaga I have salmonella.

Madonna rode the subway in NYC yesterday! I can only assume that means Lady Gaga will ride the subway today, but not as good.

Joan Rivers-Jersey Shore's Snooki is an Organ Donor.....

I read that Snooki is an organ donor, which should make future recipients very happy since Snooki's body has never rejected anything. - Joan R.

Old Forgotten Irish Saying.....

"May Your Rear End Be On The Toilet Before The Devil Knows Your Constipated."

Ba Ba Walters and Lady GaGa!

Craig Ferguson:

Barbara Walters was back on “The View” after heart surgery. The doctor said she’ll make a full recovery as long as she avoids stress, loud noises, and arguments.

Lady Gaga is on a magazine cover wearing a bikini made of raw meat. I’d be grossed out if that was on my skin. And the meat is pretty gross too.

Shallow in Hollyweird

People in Hollywood are very shallow. They have handicapped parking spots for women who have never had breast implants. - Joan R.

Don't Hate Me

                             JUST BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL

Poker Using Tarot Cards

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Law and Lawyers

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers. - George Savile

Botox Statement

The maker of Botox has been ordered to pay $600 million after marketing the drug for unapproved uses. In a statement, Botox said, “Even if it's hard to tell from our expression, we are extremely disappointed by this decision." - Jimmy Fallon

Paris Hilton Thought.....

Paris Hilton told police that she thought the cocaine found in her purse was gum. Well, she also thought her last CD was music. - Jay Leno

Joan on The Emmys.....

Betty White, at 88, looked great at the Emmys in a waterproof dress that was split up the back. Jack Kevorkian followed her around all night!

New York City Bedbug Problem

New York City has a problem with bedbugs. When I check into a hotel here, I always wear a flea collar. - David Letterman