It Might Work.......
Facebook Humor.....
BREAKING: Facebook to add "imaginary" and "in denial" to the choices for relationship status. - The Fake CNN
Jimmie Fallon Funnies.....
Today Google celebrated its 13th anniversary. Not to be outdone, Bing celebrated its 13th user.
That’s right, Google turned 13 years old. Which explains why today when I
searched for something, Google was just like, “I don’t know. Stop
asking me questions! I’m going upstairs.”
A town in China just canceled a dog-eating festival that has been a tradition for 600 years. Or as cats put it, “Uh oh . . . ”
Dave Barry Funnies.....
An amazing number of drivers seem totally unprepared for the possibility that the light will turn green.
When middle-aged guys suddenly develop blond hair, do they think everybody thinks, "Whoa! THAT looks natural!"?
I'm at Disney World. Apparently there is an invisible Butt Enlargifier Ray trained on this area.
Doritos Inventor Passes Away at 97
Trouble Getting Your Kid's Attention?
Microwaves Are Like Winter Coats.....
Happy Birthday to Whole Foods.....
Happy birthday to Whole Foods, which is 31 years old. Before Whole
Foods, if you wanted to pay $60 for a roasted chicken, you had to go to a
restaurant. - Jay Leno
Chaz Bono and a Stock Market Genius
Chaz Bono was spotted shirtless on the set of “Dancing With the Stars.” There were no survivors.
Twenty-two people were awarded the MacArthur Genius grant. Among the
geniuses were a scientist, an educator, and a guy that got out of the
stock market three years ago.
Jimmy Kimmel-Don't Ask Don't Tell and Now We Decorate!
The military’s controversial “don’t ask, don’t tell“ policy was
officially retired. This marks a new age of tolerance, acceptance, and
awkward showering for everyone in the military.
I think this will have an effect on our enemies. Be warned, evildoers.
First we will defeat you, then we will redecorate your entire country.
Car Commercials.....
Conan O'Brien Funnies
The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square
feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are most
Americans.
A South Carolina man was arrested for sneaking a
taser gun into a football game and using it on somebody. The man was
arrested — and immediately signed by the Oakland Raiders.
That's a Bad Smell.....
The Oil Industry Says.....
The oil industry says that if they are allowed to drill more, they can
create a million jobs. Of course, most of those jobs would be cleaning
oil off of ducks. - Conan O'Brien
Shopping Wth Steven Wright
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople. They ask me if they can help me, and I say,' Have you got anything I'd like?' Then they ask me what size I need, and I say, 'Extra medium.'
I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".
To The Bread Line!
The Scariest Thing.......
Agreed
Dora the Explorer.....
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