The Scort
Writer H.L. Mencken
* A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.* A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
* All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
* The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
* Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Always Be Nice to Your Children.......
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller
Craigslist Ad: Rustic 1 Bedroom
As summer is approaching that means the weather outside is getting nicer, which means I have an extra room for rent. Do you like the outdoors, wood paneling, porta-potties? Then I have the perfect room for you. I just cleaned and swept out the tree house in my backyard. It is level to the second story of my house on a very sturdy tree. It has a plastic door, solid roof, and a durable rope ladder. It also has a pully system so you can pull up items that you don’t feel comfortable carrying on the rope ladder. The tree house has a bedroom (comes furnished with a mattress) which is separate from the common area (comes furnished with a beanbag).As for the kitchen, you may want to eat out. You can use the separate entrance to my backyard where it is located. This DOES NOT mean you have free access to my backyard though. What you are renting is the room at this is it. It is okay to use the backyard but keep it mind that first and foremost, it is mine.
Please, applicants under 160lbs only please. It is a sturdy building but lets not take any chances.
- cats are OK - purrr
- dogs are OK - wooof
- Location: Parkdale
Scott Adams Quotes
* If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
* Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
* There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
* Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
* There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
Muhammad Ali Visits Ireland Home of His Ancestors!
Muhammad Ali visited the town in Ireland where his great-grandfather was born, and thousands of people lined the streets to greet him. All the Irish people had one burning question for Ali, What's it like to fight with someone while sober? - Conan O'Brien
Figure Out Regifting Robin!
Go to the link below and figure out how "Regifting Robin" can figure out the gift you chose!
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The New iPod.....
Apple is expected to release the new iPod very soon – but they’re not saying when. Experts say the most likely release date for the new iPod is “exactly one day after you buy the current iPod.” - Conan O'Brien
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