Mark Twain-Sacred Cows

“Sacred cows make the best hamburger" - Mark Twain

Cooking With Wine

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” - W.C. Fields

Glutton or Explorer?

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food” - Erma Bombeck

Dave Barry-Guys Are Simple...

“Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.” - Dave Barry

Joan Rivers Quote

Hi Gang! Been too busy to post for awhile but will try to post more regularly as time permits!


"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.” - Joan Rivers