Yes, It's Offensive!
Much Less!
As a Trek fan, whenever I hear "Kardashian" I think of "Cardassian". Granted, the Cardassians were much less evil. - Screenwriter David Coggeshall
Just Worked Out Because......
Conan O'Brien Funnies
Mars Rover is starting to send back pictures. After studying photos
taken by the robot, scientists saying that mars resembles California.
Both have large mountains, little water, and the possibility of hidden
aliens.
A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was
shocked because Amazon instead sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a
hunter is trying to kill a deer by making it watch "The Real Housewives
of New Jersey."
No Doubt!
The person who came up with the term "terrible twos" must have felt really foolish after their kid turned three.” - Jim Gaffigan
She'd Pay Double Not to Hear Bieber
Justin Bieber is being sued for $9 million by a woman who says she went
deaf at his concert. I'd pay DOUBLE that to not hear him sing again. - Joan Rivers
Bibles and Kindles
A Nicotine Vaccine?
Just read that Cornell has developed a nicotine vaccine that works on
rodents, which is great if you’re a mouse with a 2-pack-a-day habit. - Joan Rivers
Fixing Planes with Super Glue!
Reunited With Their Lost Bulldog
Peanut Allergy Drama
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