Tiger Needs a Really Good Watch
Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer is re-evaluating their endorsement deal with Tiger Woods. Which is ironic, because in order to schedule a career, a wife, and 14 mistresses, you need a really good watch. - Conan O'Brien
Santa Has The Right Idea.....
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Change The Locks!!!
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
Woody-Some Sort of Sign!
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen
Britney vs Tiger
Twenty-eight years old! That shows you how quickly things can change. Britney is now back on top of her game and Tiger Woods is in the tabloids for crashing his car. Who could have seen . . . - Jay Leno
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