Dave Barry-Guys Are Simple...
“Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.” - Dave Barry
Joan Rivers Quote
Hi Gang! Been too busy to post for awhile but will try to post more regularly as time permits!
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.” - Joan Rivers
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.” - Joan Rivers
You Might Be a Redneck...
You might be a redneck if...
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. - Unknown
Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. - Unknown
Mae West: She's No Model Lady
“I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.” - Mae West
Steven Wright-Visionary
“I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.” - Steven Wright
Travel and See Nothing!
Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. - Charles Kuralt, On the Road With Charles Kuralt
Erma Bombeck-Independence Day
You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism. - Erma Bombeck
Watch Out for Dinner Parties!
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. - Carol Matthau
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