A Funny From Erma Bombeck

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck

Milton Friedman Quote

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Wisdom From Homer Simpson!

"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." - Homer Simpson



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Edith Head Quote

I have yet to see one completely unspoiled star, except for the animals-like Lassie. - Edith Head

Wit From Saul Bellow

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. - Saul Bellow

Funny From Woody Allen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Albert Einstein Quote

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

Humphrey Bogart Line

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse. - Humphrey Bogart

Dick Cavett Quote

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Jim Davis Wisdom

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Quote From Scott Adams

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Jay Leno Line

CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded. - Jay Leno