No Earthquake in San Fran
After All These Years.....
There are now more obese people in the United States than there are
overweight people. I think it's safe to say that after all these years,
Diet Coke is a complete failure. - Jay Leno
Late Show Top Ten-Little Known Facts About Tim Tebow
Late Show Top Ten
10
Fell to Earth after his home planet Krypton exploded
9
Throws left, prays right
8
For breakfast has Icy Hot on toast
7
If you tell him your street address, he'll tell you the value of your home
6
Currently ninth on the Kim Kardashian athlete waiting List
5
Back in college, threw a football 20 yards!
4
One time, lost his temper and said "Darn it!"
3
Distracts defenders by flashing his beautiful, piercing blue eyes
2
Justin Bieber fans have "Bieber Fever"; Tim Tebow fans have "The Tebola Virus"
1
Can turn water into Gatorade
Is It Necessary?
More Office Humor......
You'll notice the new Page-A-Day calendars are slimmer than usual. To cut costs, we went with the Mayan version. - Twitter's Drink at Work
Debates Running Dry?
Not saying the moderators have run out of debate questions, but today on
Meet The Press Ron Paul was asked to name his favorite Kardashian. - Rita Rudner
Ice Cream Work Out
Fishing
Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. But teach a man how to fish, and he'll be dead of mercury poisoning inside of three years. - Charles Haas
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
No Resolutions for Craig.....
If I make a resolution, I'm not going to do it. I don't like anyone
telling me what to do. Even if it's me telling me what to do. So I end
up breaking resolutions because I like to rebel against myself. - Craig Ferguson
Sinead O'Connor Divorcing...
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