Sandwich Named After Tiger Woods
Conan Funnies
After a long and illustrious career, this is Larry King’s last week on TV. Larry said the call-in portion of his show really took off after they invented the telephone.
Iran began holding talks with the six world powers. Participants were the U.S., Russia, China, Britain, France, and Oprah
Iran began holding talks with the six world powers. Participants were the U.S., Russia, China, Britain, France, and Oprah
Costco will no longer sell Apple products in their stores. Apparently, nobody wants a 124-pack of iPads.
Bill Eichner Funnies...
All you need to know about America is that before you wake up tomorrow a large number of people will have already died in a shopping stampede.
Looking for a new verb? Whenever you're sitting around being talentless and famous for absolutely no reason, you're Kardashian'.
My sister just went through security at JFK and now she's pregnant.
If There's One Thing That's Reassuring.....
Charles Manson Hiding a Cell Phone.....
Jimmy Fallon Funnies
Apple is working on new 3-D technology that can be seen without special glasses. But it’s not ready yet, so if you want to experience 3-D without having to wear 3-D glasses, go outside and look at something.
A scientist in the U.K. has figured out that April 11, 1954 was the most boring day in history. Which is why I’ve started calling “Skating With The Stars” the “April 11, 1954 of TV shows.”
A new study found that good-looking people are more likely to have daughters than sons. And ugly people are more likely to have cats.
Requesting Seconds on Pat-Downs!
Joan's Dentist is Greedy.....
About to deliver a lecture to dentists from around the world. My dentist is very greedy. He offers his patients candy while they're waiting.
On my way to Florida and I'm a bit cranky. Pushed ahead of 12 wheelchairs while boarding....ALL of whom got out and strutted onto the plane.
I am so excited to be performing in Florida tonight. It is one of the few places I go where I get to feel young.
Brett Favre-Two More Years
Jay Leno Funnies...
Federal workers have had their pay frozen for two years. The worst part is that the workers found out on WikiLeaks.
WikiLeaks has released thousands of classified documents that could be detrimental to the United States. Usually, when something this embarrassing about the United States is revealed, it’s because Joe Biden said it.
A man was arrested on Black Friday at a Walmart in Palm Beach, Fla. carrying a gun, two knives, and a grenade. Residents of Palm Beach were stunned and said, “We have a Walmart here?”
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