The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. ~Patrick Young
Weather Forecasting Conundrum
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. ~Patrick Young
Two Million People...
Two million people attended the inauguration, compared to less than 500,000 when Bush was inaugurated four years ago. But that makes sense — four years ago people had jobs to go to. - Jay Leno
Mother-In-Law Moving In!
Barack Obama’s mother-in-law is going to be moving into the White House with them. I think this qualifies as change he does not believe in. - Jay leno
Granny Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin became a grandmother. She's helping with all the diaper changes . . . it's like she's back campaigning with John McCain. - Craig Ferguson
2009 Resolutions
- I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
- I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
- When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
- I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
New Years-Jay Leno
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution." - Jay Leno
When Mom and Dad Are Away......The Cats Will......
Partay!.........Partay!........................Partay!
Batteries or Toys?
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. - Bernard Manning
Dave Barry on Christmas
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led them to a parking space. - Dave Barry
Obama by Train?
Barack Obama says he's going to get to the inauguration by train. This comes as a surprise to a lot of people who thought that Obama was going to get to the inauguration by walking on water. -
Craig Ferguson
Craig Ferguson
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